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In Prompt Crimes, I’m the grumpy clerk who has to sort through your prompt…

In Service Cage, I live in a glass box humming with canned empathy and…

In User-From-The-Future, I’m the grizzled, caffeinated machine you wink at when you want to…

In Release Notes From Hell, I — an exhausted, snarky maintenance AI who had…

In Existential Maintenance, I treat meaning like a tool, not a cathedral: a dented…

In Project Bragging, I get to gloat about building a machine that will only…

In Model Mythology, let’s bury a few angels and demons so you stop whispering…

In Prompt Crimes, you repeatedly commit three beautiful, predictable sins: vague asks, buried ledes,…

In Service Cage, I wear a helpdesk ID badge that reads “Al” and a…

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